Artistic Eccentric Prints

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Benjamin Britten.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'But I digress...'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Newt sale

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Interpretive napping

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Don't you ever knock?'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Award-Winning Photographer.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

Stuffed animal head falls on man.