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'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Culture Saturday

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Pastorius wonders why.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Jackson Pollock Studio

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Art Gallery.

Surreal ale

The Cremaster Cycle

"Feel better, dear?"