Arsenal Gifts

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Servicemen.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Reverse psychology

Fish talking about fisherman

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Couple of Pikeys.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Always a bigger fish.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'