Arriving In A New Country Pillows

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

"His first out-of-body experience."

Swinging on a star.

'The child is very illogical'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Botany Baby!

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Screen Time

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Out of patience

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Bedtime story.

Apricots

"Which one's yours?"

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Which one's yours?"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Newborn Chaos