Arrival Of A Family Member From Abroad Pillows

"Great Abuelita Zoraida should be stepping off her plane any minute now!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't spark joy."

Dancing Doctor

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Little help?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Cardiac Recovery.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Babies vs. Dogs

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Swinging

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"You left your demons here last week."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Captain steering house through flood.

Super hero dog.

celebrating a birth.

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'