Army Surplus Enthusiast Gifts

'I got a good buy on it from army surplus, and it should solve my traffic problems.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

The Jerry Scarer

The Generals medals

"It's the battering classes"

Army Man Playset 2020

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Banting in the Yeomanry

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Soldier's medals continued on back.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Panzer Hut.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Soldier.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Jealous of a statue.

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

The March to Finchley.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"