Armistice Day Gifts

"We will remember them."

The dove of peace

"Please don't get up."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'Let's hope a hundred years on Englishmen won't have to live like this.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Nature versus commerce.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Servicemen.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

Support group for sheep.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Peace Locked in a Cage

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Anti-war libra.

Tree Funeral

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'May the forest be with you.'