Armed Services Day Gifts

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Nature versus commerce.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Monuments

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Military style hedgehog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

UNFADED GLORY

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Tree Funeral

Defence Cutbacks.

'May the forest be with you.'