Armed Services Day T-Shirts

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Nature versus commerce.

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

UNFADED GLORY

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Military style hedgehog

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'Forget what?'

Tree Funeral

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Defence Cutbacks.

'May the forest be with you.'