Veteran's Day T-Shirts

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'Friend or foe?'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Veteran PTSD

Military style hedgehog

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Monuments

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

UNFADED GLORY

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"