Veterinarian Appreciation Week T-Shirts

"It's 'take a loved one to the doctor week'!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Your love gives me strength."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Military style hedgehog

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Separation

Examination.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"