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'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Nurses make it better.

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

Needles

'No. I'm here with a dog. What made you think it was a horse?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Bad dog."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Your love gives me strength."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Separation

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Examination.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Thank you

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.