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'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.