Armed Forces Day Pillows

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Postwar is hell."

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

General/medals.

TEN-HUN!

Extreme camouflage

Military officer with 'etc' pinned to his jacket.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Soldier Walking Peacock.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Nice bling.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Servicemen.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Monuments

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Military Medals

The Soldier

"Don't you know how to salute, soldier?"

"For services rendered, I award you the Medal of Discretion, the better part of valor."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Being a marine means you never have to say you're sorry.

'Wilmot, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Actually, I only use this when I wear the jacket."

Oooops!

Boy scout saluting soldier.