Armchair Tactician Pillows

"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Kim-Putin Summit

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

The next drone flight

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Human males marking territory.

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Snooker.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Nato

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."