Armchair Historian Gifts

William I

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

1177 vs 2016

'Do you happen to know which particular Middle Age we're actually in?'

'How come the History Channel is so interesting and my history class is not?'

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

Bullsheviks.

'Have you ever imagined yourself as a famous character in history?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If it had been up to me back then, Germany would have already experienced this in 1945."

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

"And sometimes I think I'm the Duke of Wellington."

Famous Pieces of Paper

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Clearing up medals.

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! -- I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

'A message from the barbarians, sire... one of their men has a knee injury, and they're requesting a time out.'

Trump Expands Obama's Expanded Drone Wars

"As your personal advisor, could I advise a few changes"

Hernan Cortes

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

The Crusaders Enter Constantinople (History of the Crusades).

European Powers Halt Greek Intervention in Crete

Napoleon Burning in Hell

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Gladstone's Retirement

Ye Defense Industries. Product Development. And for knight vision, simply raise the visor.

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st