Armchair Doctor Gifts

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Goal!"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Carrot VS Stick

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."