Armchair Doctor Gifts

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I think they're up to something.'

"Goal!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

Carrot VS Stick

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Inactive wear store.