Arm Toning Champion Gifts

No more bingo wings.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"Please hold my calls."

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"Of course you don't look fat."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

The First Tattoo

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

Ohne Worte

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'I hate Mondays!'

'Maybe this arm wrestling tournament wasn't such a great idea after all.'

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

"You don't have to make a decision on a butt lift today, go home and sleep on it."

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"