Arm Toning Champion Gifts

No more bingo wings.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"Please hold my calls."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"Of course you don't look fat."

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The First Tattoo

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

Ohne Worte

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

'I hate Mondays!'

Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

"Are they at it again?"

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'