Aristocratic Role-play Enthusiast Pillows

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Congratulations on opening night."

"Let's try a little role play."

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

The Nobility Scooter

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'