Argumentative Foodie Gifts

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Carpe pizza"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'To eat or not to eat?'

'Are you sure this is a good restaurant, Frank?'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

Evolution or Entree

'I envy your metabolism.'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

Cafe Philosophique

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

The age old dilemma: fry it or diet?

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"I was very good...delicious in fact."

"If only the aftertaste came first."

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"