Argument Culture Gifts

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

The last word.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

Moral Outrage.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Safe!'