Arctic Wildlife Gifts

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

'Snowball fight! That's all we ever play...'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Dad, stop! Can't you see it's Rudolph? He's Santa's friend!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

The Reindeer Strike

UFO

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Ice Whaling

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Bipolar bears.

Polar Bear Play.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'The winters are nothing like the old days!'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Is my breath fishy?"

'Hopkins!?!'

Goose Bus.

"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Santa's auger

'I give up. What is it?'

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."