Arctic Life Gifts

Ice Whaling

"Are you sure the moat is a good idea?"

Protected by PB Security.

"My igloo melted."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

reincarnated worm...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Chicken soup for the sole.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Diving Cat.

How Swordfish Are Born

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'