Archways Gifts

Swing

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Scurile travels

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

William Tell

Progress?

Canadian Canoe.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Pavement Artist

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'Its your archeries'

Location, location, location!

'Where does it hurt?'