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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Scurile travels

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Location, location, location!

Progress?

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Pavement Artist

Canadian Canoe.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Its your archeries'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'