Arboriculturist Gifts

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Horti-Culture

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An old man growing berries

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'