Future Arborist Gifts

"One day my boy, all this will be yours."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"First time pruning?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Painting taking root...

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Tree Squirrel

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Nice work, doctor. Where did you complete your resin-dency?"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"It's called being preemptive."

Garden genomes.

Never Source

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"I love trees."

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."