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''I'm not sure,' said the surgeon, 'usually I specialise in trees.''

Tree Squirrel

"It's called being preemptive."

'The teeth! Check the teeth! You're thinking of trees.'

"The disease is quite far along...I'm sorry, but you can kiss your ASH goodbye!"

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Rose Garden

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Garden.

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Award Winning Gardener

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick