Arachnophile's Dream Gifts

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Horror

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Spider Horror Movies

'You've been drinking again.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

"AA-ARGH!"

'I hate you, Al.'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.