Arachnophobe's Delight Gifts

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Horror

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Spider Horror Movies

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

'You've been drinking again.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

'I hate you, Al.'

"AA-ARGH!"

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

Arachnophobia training.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,