Aqueduct Aficionado Gifts

Aqueduct

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Pipe Dream.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Artifishial Intelligence

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A school of fish.

Cat and fishing instruction

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Cat disguise.

The bridge of arts.

Fresh fish

Dolphin

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.