Aqueduct Aficionado Gifts

Aqueduct

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Pipe Dream.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A school of fish.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Cat and fishing instruction

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Dolphin

Cat disguise.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

The bridge of arts.

Fresh fish

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”