Aquatic Party Host Gifts

Throwing a surprise party proved difficult in the fish bowl.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Aprons

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

The Perfect Cannonball

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Fresh fish

Psychic diving competition.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."