Aquatic Motivator Gifts

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Office Politics

Stop Human Footing

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Martin Jol

Fat Britain

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

How to show some hustle.

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

A boy boasting of his strength

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'He has a great throw-in.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Chicken Affirmations

'When I said I wanted you to 'Champion' customer care Colin, I was thinking more of you chairing some strategy meetings!'