Aquatic Motivator Pillows

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Office Politics

Stop Human Footing

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

A boy boasting of his strength

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Chicken Affirmations

How to show some hustle.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'He has a great throw-in.'

'When I said I wanted you to 'Champion' customer care Colin, I was thinking more of you chairing some strategy meetings!'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"