Aquatic Ecologist T-Shirts

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Echo Tourism'

God's Subcontractors

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Bees SOS

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Author's Bio-diversity.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."