Aquarium Maintenance Surprise Gifts

Leak in the fish tank.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Welcome to Landworld.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

'Help!'

Killer whale with dead trainer

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Shark Chum

Zombie Fish

Common Dolphin

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Marine Pollution

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"