Aquarium Maintenance Surprise T-Shirts

Leak in the fish tank.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Help!'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

Zombie Fish

Common Dolphin

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Shark Chum

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Killer whale with dead trainer

Marine Pollution

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."