Aquarium Amateur Mugs

'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Lap fish..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'