Aquanaut Gifts

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Bring your own inflatable.

ET Mishap

Lazy Octopus

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Boy pilot.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Look, son, real estate."

'Distracting the fish.'