Aptly Appreciative Gifts

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Hot cross buns

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Very sorry

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Thanks for the memories!

"That's Fred's Case History."

'Are we there yet?'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"What a beautiful day."

Par-tay!

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

Railtrack Regrets - Fill in what you like

"Look, hon, I brung you some 'fuhgettaboutit-me-nots."

"Sorry I called you a tw*t. I didn't mean it really."

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

The Eternal Optimist: Smiley Face grocery bag in the garbage, saying, 'Thank You'.

'I got into this business to help people, not recognition, but a thanks or a friendly wave once in a while would be nice...'