April Showers Gifts

'I reckon Spring is just around the corner. The rain is definitely feeling warmer!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"What's the hot-dog guy going to do?"

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Clown on bike.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Here and There Trays

Giraffe Umbrella

Fast food. Even faster food

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

The best financial decision I ever made.

'What's wrong now?'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Organization is not rocket science!

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"War is hell and so is this soup."