April Showers Pillows

'I reckon Spring is just around the corner. The rain is definitely feeling warmer!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"What's the hot-dog guy going to do?"

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Clown on bike.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Here and There Trays

Giraffe Umbrella

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Fast food. Even faster food

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

The best financial decision I ever made.

'What's wrong now?'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Where Indian ink came from.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.