Appliance Design Fan Gifts

Check those blueprints again --- I don't think were supposed to put the freezer on both the top and the bottom.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Decorators at Home

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Pizza-Matic

Wall Cluck.

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Kitchen Tiling.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Words from a Senator.

Decorating a column.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'