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"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

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"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Privacy

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Domestic Spying Drones

Big Brother.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Diner is served

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'