Advertising Skeptics T-Shirts

Brighter than white laundry soap.

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Multi-level marketing!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Dodgy Marketing

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Cash Rebate

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."