Apple Products T-Shirts

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Flava Superba

A (P)ram.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

Picked On

An apple a day.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.