Apple Products Mugs

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"I came in to buy the new ipad pro. I picked the silver one."

"I didn't see any clues about the next iphone, did you?"

"Beware the mac people."

"Show me your iPad Mini."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"Apple harvest."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A (P)ram.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Flava Superba

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."