Apple Farmer Mugs

'Let's forget about a family and open a cider farm!'

Gambler

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did