Apple Hoarder Gifts

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Old Spice

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Flava Superba

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Man juggling apple core.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."