William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.
Apple Balancer Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about apple balancing? Our collection features fun, creative, and eye-catching items that capture the whimsical world of apple balancer enthusiasts. Whether for yourself or a fellow fan, these products bring humor and artistry together to showcase this quirky interest.
Yoga for Alcoholics
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
Tree Passion
Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.
"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."
The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.
Garden of Eden and scrumping
' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '
Information Tightrope.
The hour of justice
'How the serpent tempted Eve.'
"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"
DIY Shelves
Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."
"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."
'He has a learning disorder.'
An apple a day.
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
Playing With Peace
Waiting staff
Workaholics Anonymous
Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.
"Do you have these apples in green?"
Final Exams Today
Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,
"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."
'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'
Doctor says: 'I must say, I'm surprised to see you here' to Magritte character with apple in face
"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."
'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'
'Waiting for...'
Apple Balancer Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Apple Balancer Enthusiasts Mugs
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Apple Balancer Enthusiasts Pillows
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Apple Balancer Enthusiasts Prints
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